Posted by Doc M on July 18, 2000 at 15:38:49:
In Reply to: Re: Had I But Known.... posted by GnomeDome on July 18, 2000 at 15:21:34:
: : ...I could have gotten all the Gnome Butter I wanted by simply
: : putting those little tequila bottles you get on airplanes in
: : a line leading from the woods right to the door of the
: : Mohicanland Clinic! Live and learn, live and learn.
: : When the Francais Trader returns, I'll have to place
: : a new order with him...Cuervo si, mousetraps no! Arriba!
: : Arriba!
: : Doc M
: Not Cuervo. No no no. Hornitos!!! Si si si! Cuervo aint truly Tequila as they use only half blue agave. Hornitos is pure, 100% blue agave tequila.
: And that is pronounced Or-nee(accent here)tos(long 'o')
: NOT Horny toes my dear.
: Line the walk with 100% blue agave and the gnome will walk entranced right into your depraved arms.
: (hic) scuse me!
Horneytoads, you say??? That explains a lot! Or did you
say Corny Toes? No...that was Duncan! Oh, hell -- I'm
headed for Bumppos for Happy Huron Hour!
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