Posted by Red-Haired Lass on July 18, 2000 at 22:35:22:
In Reply to: Re: Had I But Known.... posted by Doc M on July 18, 2000 at 15:38:49:
: : : ...I could have gotten all the Gnome Butter I wanted by simply
: : : putting those little tequila bottles you get on airplanes in
: : : a line leading from the woods right to the door of the
: : : Mohicanland Clinic! Live and learn, live and learn.
: : : When the Francais Trader returns, I'll have to place
: : : a new order with him...Cuervo si, mousetraps no! Arriba!
: : : Arriba!
: : : Doc M
: : Not Cuervo. No no no. Hornitos!!! Si si si! Cuervo aint truly Tequila as they use only half blue agave. Hornitos is pure, 100% blue agave tequila.
: : And that is pronounced Or-nee(accent here)tos(long 'o')
: : NOT Horny toes my dear.
: : Line the walk with 100% blue agave and the gnome will walk entranced right into your depraved arms.
: : (hic) scuse me!
: : GnomeDome
: Horneytoads, you say??? That explains a lot! Or did you
: say Corny Toes? No...that was Duncan! Oh, hell -- I'm
: headed for Bumppos for Happy Huron Hour!
: Doc M
Happy Huron Hour??? Why, I had no idea. This lass is gettin' tired of sittin' around the cottage flippin' through the want ads in the Courier. I don't even get visits from that Dweebie fellow since he passed out in the red tips. Do you think the Glenlivet scared him off? I'd be glad to fix him up a wee mild wine spritzer if that's more his likin'. Why, I think it's time to pull out that special new wench-blouse with the black velvet ties and spray on some of that jessamine-water I brought over from Carolina and head on down to Bumppo's....
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