Re: Had I But Known....and happy hour!

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Posted by GnomeDome on July 18, 2000 at 23:47:32:

In Reply to: Re: Had I But Known....and happy hour! posted by Red-Haired Lass on July 18, 2000 at 22:35:22:

: : : : ...I could have gotten all the Gnome Butter I wanted by simply
: : : : putting those little tequila bottles you get on airplanes in
: : : : a line leading from the woods right to the door of the
: : : : Mohicanland Clinic! Live and learn, live and learn.
: : : : When the Francais Trader returns, I'll have to place
: : : : a new order with him...Cuervo si, mousetraps no! Arriba!
: : : : Arriba!

: : : : Doc M

: : :
: : : Not Cuervo. No no no. Hornitos!!! Si si si! Cuervo aint truly Tequila as they use only half blue agave. Hornitos is pure, 100% blue agave tequila.

: : : And that is pronounced Or-nee(accent here)tos(long 'o')
: : : NOT Horny toes my dear.

: : : Line the walk with 100% blue agave and the gnome will walk entranced right into your depraved arms.

: : : (hic) scuse me!

: : : GnomeDome

: : Horneytoads, you say??? That explains a lot! Or did you
: : say Corny Toes? No...that was Duncan! Oh, hell -- I'm
: : headed for Bumppos for Happy Huron Hour!

: : Doc M

: Happy Huron Hour??? Why, I had no idea. This lass is gettin' tired of sittin' around the cottage flippin' through the want ads in the Courier. I don't even get visits from that Dweebie fellow since he passed out in the red tips. Do you think the Glenlivet scared him off? I'd be glad to fix him up a wee mild wine spritzer if that's more his likin'. Why, I think it's time to pull out that special new wench-blouse with the black velvet ties and spray on some of that jessamine-water I brought over from Carolina and head on down to Bumppo's....

Oh SURE! Let the friggin French Trader show up for FIVE MINUTES
and all the women go to getting all gussied up in wench-blouses and such. Figures. What do they do for the gnome? Why, plunk themselves down on his overly large toadstool without a by your leave and pass gas. Humph. I suppose all it takes is a saran wrap loincloth around here, hmmmm? There must be a dang celophane cigarette wrapper laying around here somewheres.......
Dammmmiiiiiiitttttt. Doesn't anybody smoke or litter anymore?????



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