Re: Dispatch to Doc M

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Posted by Sassy Soothsayer on July 19, 2000 at 08:49:01:

In Reply to: Dispatch to Doc M posted by Christina on July 18, 2000 at 21:54:06:

: Doc M!
: Your catalog arrived safe and sound courtesy of the Huron delivery service. I plan to peruse the ex-hexes very carefully and order up some extra eyeballs and floppy flagpoles as soon as the delivery man leaves. What a wonderful courier service! Not only has he offered to have a "heart-to-heart" discussion with a rather rude gentleman that I encountered earlier today, but you didn't tell me that this messenger service also supplies shoulder rubs for tired media types! AND carpal tunnel relaxation techniques...what a great service...I'm never using Fed Ex again..or those boring little men in the brown trucks. Why, this is the beeeessst.....deeeeeeliverrrry...serrrrvicee....iiii've ever had....oh, excuse me, sir, uuuhhh...a little to....the ....left...

*tapping foot & looking at purloined pocket watch impatiently!*

DAMMMMittttttt!! Where IS that dagnab Huron Delivery Man?? I ordered my latest Hex catalog days and DAYS ago! What the heck is a Soothsayer supposed to DO when she needs somethin' new and EVILE to work with?? Hmmmmmmm...I wonder what can POSSIBLY be delaying delivery of my delightfully, dementedly deranged, but never DOUBTFUL or DUBIOUS, items of skullduggery? Mayhap I better check the ol' crystal ball.........

....WOT'S ALL THIS??? That DADBLAMED Red-Haired Lass has my Huron Delivery Man performing MASSAGES?? I never got no STEENKING massage with any of MY deliveries!!!!! Well, we'll just SEE about this. Where's my trusty paisley flyin' carpet, Ol' Purple? I'll soon put a stop to THIS nonsense!! *Harrrrruuuuuuuummmmmph!!!*

(Kick-starts Ol' Purple, just for FUN!)

Yeeeeeehaaaaaa! Red-Haired Lass, here I come, ready or not!!

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