Posted by Yengeese Strumpet on July 19, 2000 at 09:49:38:
In Reply to: Re: Had I But Known.... posted by French Trader on July 18, 2000 at 20:42:35:
: : ...I could have gotten all the Gnome Butter I wanted by simply
: : putting those little tequila bottles you get on airplanes in
: : a line leading from the woods right to the door of the
: : Mohicanland Clinic! Live and learn, live and learn.
: : When the Francais Trader returns, I'll have to place
: : a new order with him...Cuervo si, mousetraps no! Arriba!
: : Arriba!
: : Doc M
: Doc, Mon ami,
: Place your order as follows;
: Smooth and creamy or crisp and crunchy.
: You should see all the neat gadgets I saw while in the big city visiting them city doctors. I think I can get the equipment needed to fill a very large order. Although I do like the little bitty tequila bottle trick. Do they remain full or do you need some help emptying them?
: French Trader (He`s baaaack!)
Helloooooo Mister Frenchy. I have a mug of good ale awaiting ye if you would care to sidle round to the House of Hoo-Haa - it has been a'mighty quiet during your absence and the YS is greatly in need of being shown a good time. When all you have for company is the sad Sherrif (who for some reason wants the YS to sport large hooped skirts and carry a mint julep), or the not-quite-a-man-yet, Dweebie, or even worse, a gnome with a trampoline - life can become rather dull. If it weren't for the charms of that dashing Turkish Trader - I would have moved along by now. But now you are back......we will party, no?
I will be in Bumppos, 9pm tonight sporting my best scarlet dress....which has been known to make grown men dribble! Don't miss it!
The Yengeese Strumpet
(Motto: Where bees are, there is honey!)
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