Re: Had I But Known....

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: : : : ...I could have gotten all the Gnome Butter I wanted by simply
: : : : putting those little tequila bottles you get on airplanes in
: : : : a line leading from the woods right to the door of the
: : : : Mohicanland Clinic! Live and learn, live and learn.
: : : : When the Francais Trader returns, I'll have to place
: : : : a new order with him...Cuervo si, mousetraps no! Arriba!
: : : : Arriba!

: : : : Doc M
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: : : Doc, Mon ami,
: : :   Place your order as follows;

: : :  Smooth and creamy or crisp and crunchy.
: : :  You should see all the neat gadgets I saw while in the big city visiting them city doctors. I think I can get the equipment needed to fill a very large order. Although I do like the little bitty tequila bottle trick. Do they remain full or do you need some help emptying them?

: : : French Trader (He`s baaaack!)

: : ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

: : Helloooooo Mister Frenchy.  I have a mug of good ale awaiting ye if you would care to sidle round to the House of Hoo-Haa - it has been a'mighty quiet during your absence and the YS is greatly in need of being shown a good time.  When all you have for company is the sad Sherrif (who for some reason wants the YS to sport large hooped skirts and carry a mint julep), or the not-quite-a-man-yet, Dweebie, or even worse, a gnome with a trampoline - life can become rather dull.  If it weren't for the charms of that dashing Turkish Trader - I would have moved along by now.  But now you are back......we will party, no?

: : I will be in Bumppos, 9pm tonight sporting my best scarlet dress....which has been known to make grown men dribble!  Don't miss it!

: : The Yengeese Strumpet
: : (Motto: Where bees are, there is honey!)

: Ohhh, a scarlet dress that will make grown men dribble?
: Fine, if you want to attract drooly men. Doc M prefers
: 'em like her martinis...dry, dry, dry! *snort! snort!*
: FT, feel free to play pattycake with the wee, honey-
: bedecked, sticky little missy, but remember -- where
: you find honey, you also find a yellowjacket or two!

: Doc M

: Y'all don't hurt yourselves on the trampoline, y'hear?


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