Re: The Patriot....the final thought!..Attention All Lurkers...

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Posted by Doc M on July 21, 2000 at 11:04:26:

In Reply to: Re: The Patriot....the final thought!..Attention All Lurkers... posted by GnomeDome on July 21, 2000 at 10:30:31:

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: : : : ~~Hey, Norm! And hey to ALL lurkers in MohicanLand!

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: : : : Norm wrote: Though I haven't posted in here in a long while, I have been a lurker every now and then. I may no have the right to post this but I feel I have to.

: : : : ~~This has had me thinking all morning. I'm so surprised you, of all posters, Norm, would ever feel you don't have the right to post. You LOVE the film. You LOVE Alice, right? Look, when I first discovered this site I did the usual delving and exploring for *HOURS*. Then I discovered the board. WOW! MMMMarcia and all the characters immediately grabbed my attention. I was hooked. I was IN LOVE with MohicanLand. I'm not witty, learned or well written, but I was INTERESTED in history, INTRIGUED by the film and WILLING to take a chance. From what I had read, this was about all I needed to qualify as a poster. So I posted. My life will never be the same. SEEEWWWW, all you lurkers and intermittent posters get on the stick and POST! You won't be sorry. Besides, Norm, you have a ponytail. MohicanLand LOOOOOOVES ponytails. BTW, I feel pretty much the same way you do about "The Patriot". It's no LOTM, but it sure was fun!

: : : : Dana S.

: : : Ah! The infamous, ubiquitous double post! It happens to us all. That will illustrate what happens when you post prior to your required two cups of coffee.

: : : GnomeDome

: : Maybe it WAS the lack of coffee, Gnomie. Are you sure it's not an indication of GGGG? I was hoping to qualify for this most exclusive MohicanLand Society. Maybe next year...

: : Dana S.

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: Dana, Dana, Dana. As much as I would love to have you join our elite club, why rush things. Being a member means you have limited membership remaining in life ya know. Besides, I already told you that you don't meet the requirements just yet.
: You have to have some grey in your hair, have to have things dropping and sagging where they shouldnt, have to fart uncontrollable every time you stand up or sit down, have a growing list of food restrictions, have to take so many pills you need a pillbox to sort them out, have to have a doctor OTHER THAN a GP you see regularly, exlax and imodeum becomes a part of your daily prescription intake, need major ironwork in order to hold tatas up, and Michelin has a special order from you for rubberized restrainer to keep belly/butt within bounds. I'm sorry, you just don't seem to have any of those qualifications.
: Besides which, you were a babe in your wenching outfit, and babe just somehow doesn't seem to qualify you for this club. When they start saying things like "she's a cute old thing" or "I'm kinda fond of that old fart", or "I'll bet he/she was good looking 20 years ago......well then you might be ready.

: GnomeDome

Besides the uncontrollable farting when getting up or down,
Gnomie, you forgot to mention the creaking joints --
therefore, the sound effects of a typical morning might

1) Stagger into kitchen, stare blankly, forget why you
came in

2) Lower yourself to chair. *creeeeeak! poot!* Oh yeah!
Coffee! Raise yourself out of chair. *creeeek! poot!*

3) Out of real coffee, because when you went to the store
to buy it you forgot and came home with 10 other things

4) Boil water, pour in mug, add milk, stare blankly at
horribly white watery contents. Oh yeah! Try adding
coffee next time! Repeat process with coffee.

5) Go back to chair, sit back down. *creeek! poot!*
Left coffee on counter. Get back up. *creeek! poot!*
Repeat process endlessly, day after day, until you

Still want to be a member, Dana? *snort! snort!*

Doc M

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