Posted by Bill R on July 26, 2000 at 11:05:28:
In Reply to: Re: A Gathering Memory that NEEDS to be told! posted by Adele on July 26, 2000 at 10:14:27:
: Well, under the circumstances, wouldn't your 'jammies' be in a knot?? And speaking of my jammies, they were a rather pleasant little shorts and shirt set, it was just that they lost a little of their appeal when combined with sweater, socks and blanket! And I might say that having seen both Clabert and Miss Kate first thing in the morning, well........they pots, me kettle!!
OH! You want to talk about MORNING! And how one greets the day?
Shoot. None of you hold a candle to MY metamorphisis (or would that be mezomorphiness? ) I go through real stages over a period of 2 hours before I am human. Upon rising, I begin with the "Relic" stage ( I want to eat your brain if you say a word to me), then the Neanderthal (all communication done in grunts with low brow and little facial expression), then Cro-Magnon (starting to look and act human, but still pretty violently disagreeable if pushed), to 1500's man (bring my COFFEE woman!),
to 1900's man (oh, fine then I'll get it MYSELF) to 1950's man (now THIS is a great cup of coffee), to rational man (good morning, gimme a kiss)
Yup, you can watch the whole evolutionary cycle on a daily basis just by seeing me greet a new day!!!
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