Posted by Kate on July 26, 2000 at 17:07:16:
In Reply to: Re: A Gathering Memory that NEEDS to be told! posted by Bill R on July 26, 2000 at 11:05:28:
: : Well, under the circumstances, wouldn't your 'jammies' be in a knot?? And speaking of my jammies, they were a rather pleasant little shorts and shirt set, it was just that they lost a little of their appeal when combined with sweater, socks and blanket! And I might say that having seen both Clabert and Miss Kate first thing in the morning, well........they pots, me kettle!!
: OH! You want to talk about MORNING! And how one greets the day?
: Shoot. None of you hold a candle to MY metamorphisis (or would that be mezomorphiness? ) I go through real stages over a period of 2 hours before I am human. Upon rising, I begin with the "Relic" stage ( I want to eat your brain if you say a word to me), then the Neanderthal (all communication done in grunts with low brow and little facial expression), then Cro-Magnon (starting to look and act human, but still pretty violently disagreeable if pushed), to 1500's man (bring my COFFEE woman!),
: to 1900's man (oh, fine then I'll get it MYSELF) to 1950's man (now THIS is a great cup of coffee), to rational man (good morning, gimme a kiss)
: Yup, you can watch the whole evolutionary cycle on a daily basis just by seeing me greet a new day!!!
: Bill R
So what you're saying is, Bill, that compared to some of us, you are a right pussie cat, in the mornings?!! Sorry Bill, but if there is ANYTHING I can't stand first thing in the morning, it's a 'cheerful Charlie'!! You really gotta work on that 'early morning cheerful attitude', Bill, so the rest of us can cope in the morning!!!
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