Re: First Huron Happy Hour with New Wench

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Posted by GnomeDome on July 27, 2000 at 18:30:30:

In Reply to: Re: First Huron Happy Hour with New Wench posted by Doc M on July 27, 2000 at 17:11:51:

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: : : : : Greetings all!
: : : : : Now that I've returned from my brief trek to the Western frontier, today will be my first full day (night, dawn, whatever...) of employment at Mrs. O'Reilly's fine establishment. As a token of gratitude, I'm haulin' over a case of the Glenlivet and whippin' up a full batch o'shortbread, and will be leadin' a Huron Happy Hour karaoke session of Scottish Bawdy Tunes. So anyone that feels like it is welcome to come join the celebration. I'm especially happy to say that a nice boy I met from the Huron Delivery Service will be accompanyin' me in a duet of "What's Under Yon Kiltie, Bonnie Laddie..."
: : : : : Anyway, hope to see ye there! And many thanks for helpin' me to become honorably employed once again!
: : : : : with love and pax aye, Red-Haired Lass

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: : : : Yay!! Just what we need - a good old knees-up! And if we can stretch to a few English tunes, I can give a hearty rendition of the Lambeth Walk, ooo...... and perhaps we can gather the Hurons together for a grand Hokey-Cokey finale!

: : : : Putting on my best frock and frillies as we speak......

: : : : Lucie Lastick (Yengeese Strumpet)

: : : Keep thy knees DOWN around my Nathaniel and my Hurons, YS,
: : : lest Doc M has to rearrange thy facial features!!!

: : : Doc M

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: : Now, now, oh crotchety one - plenty o'man to go around! And I would avoid dancing on any tables tonight, rumour has it that a certain gnome friend of yours, knowing your inclination to jump on tables to do that rather odd bump'n'grind routine of yours, has been seen disappearing under all your favourite tables with a screwdriver......

: : LL the YS

: Implying Doc M has a few screws loose, oh Miss Round Heels
: of 1757??? Would you mind shaking your booty a leeetle
: more in my di-rection? I just need to collect a few
: strands of your hair, and maybe a button or two...now
: where's my widdle sewing kit? *walks off humming "You
: do that VooDoo that you do so well..."*

: Doc M


Daammmmmmmiiiiiittt!!!! Anybody got a phillips head?

GnomeDome

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