Re: Gnome Squashing...

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Posted by MMMMarcia on July 30, 2000 at 13:16:55:

In Reply to: Gnome Squashing... posted by Doc M on July 30, 2000 at 11:52:19:

: ...happens to be legal in 49 states except New Jersey, where
: they are only allowed to be encased in a cement shoebox.
: They are kept alive in laboratories in the District of
: Columbia, where their brains are transplanted into Congressmen
: and presidential candidates. In fact, Doc M has it on good
: authority that at least one candidate transfer has been
: made already! *snort! snort!*

: Doc M


Well, THAT explains at least HALF of the remarks I've been reading from Presidential Candidates A and B. Are you sure that only ONE of them has received this transplant? They both seem a bit SHORT on brainpower at times (No offense, Gnomie!), though to be honest, one of them seems decidedly MORE so than the other, IMHO.


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