Re: Gnome Squashing...

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Posted by Doc M on July 30, 2000 at 13:48:01:

In Reply to: Re: Gnome Squashing... posted by MMMMarcia on July 30, 2000 at 13:16:55:

: : ...happens to be legal in 49 states except New Jersey, where
: : they are only allowed to be encased in a cement shoebox.
: : They are kept alive in laboratories in the District of
: : Columbia, where their brains are transplanted into Congressmen
: : and presidential candidates. In fact, Doc M has it on good
: : authority that at least one candidate transfer has been
: : made already! *snort! snort!*

: : Doc M

: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

: Well, THAT explains at least HALF of the remarks I've been reading from Presidential Candidates A and B. Are you sure that only ONE of them has received this transplant? They both seem a bit SHORT on brainpower at times (No offense, Gnomie!), though to be honest, one of them seems decidedly MORE so than the other, IMHO.


Hmmm! Hmmm! Which one could it be? Which one? *think! think!
think!* Just keep watching them closely, painful as that
might be. Do you notice either of them being unnaturally
attracted to mushrooms, or expressing a strong desire
to stand next to the pink flamingos or the wagon wheels
on suburban landscapes? These can be vital clues to the
discerning eye.

Doc M, who fervently wishes the Imperialist Oppressor
Jefferson was still around!

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