Posted by Kathleen on July 30, 2000 at 14:28:21:
In Reply to: Re: Gnome Squashing... posted by Doc M on July 30, 2000 at 13:48:01:
: : : ...happens to be legal in 49 states except New Jersey, where
: : : they are only allowed to be encased in a cement shoebox.
: : : They are kept alive in laboratories in the District of
: : : Columbia, where their brains are transplanted into Congressmen
: : : and presidential candidates. In fact, Doc M has it on good
: : : authority that at least one candidate transfer has been
: : : made already! *snort! snort!*
: : : Doc M
: : ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
: : Well, THAT explains at least HALF of the remarks I've been reading from Presidential Candidates A and B. Are you sure that only ONE of them has received this transplant? They both seem a bit SHORT on brainpower at times (No offense, Gnomie!), though to be honest, one of them seems decidedly MORE so than the other, IMHO.
: : MMMM
: Hmmm! Hmmm! Which one could it be? Which one? *think! think!
: think!* Just keep watching them closely, painful as that
: might be. Do you notice either of them being unnaturally
: attracted to mushrooms, or expressing a strong desire
: to stand next to the pink flamingos or the wagon wheels
: on suburban landscapes? These can be vital clues to the
: discerning eye.
: Doc M, who fervently wishes the Imperialist Oppressor
: Jefferson was still around!
My sentiments exactly Doc M!
Miss MMMarcia, I'm in torment every 4 years! I've never once voted for a winner! Woe Ways Me!...or should I say, Woe Ways US..A
Post a Followup