Posted by Susan on July 30, 2000 at 15:56:20:
In Reply to: Gnome Squashing... posted by Doc M on July 30, 2000 at 11:52:19:
: ...happens to be legal in 49 states except New Jersey, where
: they are only allowed to be encased in a cement shoebox.
: They are kept alive in laboratories in the District of
: Columbia, where their brains are transplanted into Congressmen
: and presidential candidates. In fact, Doc M has it on good
: authority that at least one candidate transfer has been
: made already! *snort! snort!*
: Doc M
Doc M, that is amazing news! May I put that on my "Gnomepage"?
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