Posted by GnomeDome on July 30, 2000 at 21:56:31:
In Reply to: Re: Gnome Squashing... posted by MMMMarcia on July 30, 2000 at 17:40:29:
: She writes:
: : I suggest we should all cast a write-in vote - The New Mohicanland Party nominates The Gnome for President! We could all wear red pointy hats at the convention (held at Bumppo's Tavern, of course). We could meet on Miss Marcia's veranda to draft a solid platform and imbibe Mint Juleps while The Gnome considers his Vice Gnome and possible Cabinet Members. This could be the start of something big.
: or SMALL, as the Gnome may be!
Oh God, I do hope this wouldn't mean I have to start lying my gnome butt off, telling people what they want to hear and doing what I dam well please, screwing around with anything and everything female, smiling at everybody like I love them and believing my troubles are NOT brought on by myself, but by the ever pervasive plots against me by the entire rational population. Does it? If so, I won't run!
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