Posted by Doc M on August 08, 2000 at 09:57:17:
In Reply to: Re: Raindrops? RAINDROPS??? Ohmigaaawwwwddd!! posted by GnomeDome on August 08, 2000 at 08:51:09:
: : Vita, Vita, Vita. *shaking head sorrowfully.* A woman of
: : your normally impeccable taste and acumen -- witness your
: : characterization of Doc M as an isle of grace and sanity --
: : having an epiphany over *gasp!* Raindrops??? Raindrops...
: : that most putrescent example of pseudo-groovy hippy dippy
: : late sixties drool only rivaled by William Shatner singing
: : MacArthur Park???? Aggghhh! Agghhh! The hideously cheerful
: : bounciness is invading my brain, soon to be followed by
: : the theme song of The Patty Duke show!!! HELP ME SOMEBODY!!!
: : Doc M
: *grunt. grunt. huff puff grunt. teeth jarring squeel as gnome pushes step ladder across room to Doc Mary*
: Whoa! That's almost as high as CRP. Welp, here I go!!!
: *gnome hops rung to rung upward until at head level with the
: Lascivious One*
: WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! *hits her with tiny croquet mallet* There!
: Feel better now? *runs down ladder*
: I always wanted to do that! Don't know about her, but I feel better!
Thank you! Thank you, Gnomie! *pant! pant! Careful that you
don't get ensnared in a chin hair on the way back down.
Wait...wait...something else is coming through...noooo!
NOOOOO! It's Pat Boone in a psychedelic Neru jacket
singing Stairway To Heaven!!! Have mercy! Have mercy!!!
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