Posted by Bill R on August 08, 2000 at 13:34:04:
In Reply to: Re: Raindrops? RAINDROPS??? Ohmigaaawwwwddd!! posted by Christina on August 08, 2000 at 13:19:46:
: : : : Vita, Vita, Vita. *shaking head sorrowfully.* A woman of
: : : : your normally impeccable taste and acumen -- witness your
: : : : characterization of Doc M as an isle of grace and sanity --
: : : : having an epiphany over *gasp!* Raindrops??? Raindrops...
: : : : that most putrescent example of pseudo-groovy hippy dippy
: : : : late sixties drool only rivaled by William Shatner singing
: : : : MacArthur Park???? Aggghhh! Agghhh! The hideously cheerful
: : : : bounciness is invading my brain, soon to be followed by
: : : : the theme song of The Patty Duke show!!! HELP ME SOMEBODY!!!
: : : : Doc M
: : :
: : : *grunt. grunt. huff puff grunt. teeth jarring squeel as gnome pushes step ladder across room to Doc Mary*
: : : Whoa! That's almost as high as CRP. Welp, here I go!!!
: : : *gnome hops rung to rung upward until at head level with the
: : : Lascivious One*
: : : WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! *hits her with tiny croquet mallet* There!
: : : Feel better now? *runs down ladder*
: : : I always wanted to do that! Don't know about her, but I feel better!
: : : GnomeDome
: : Thank you! Thank you, Gnomie! *pant! pant! Careful that you
: : don't get ensnared in a chin hair on the way back down.
: : Wait...wait...something else is coming through...noooo!
: : NOOOOO! It's Pat Boone in a psychedelic Neru jacket
: : singing Stairway To Heaven!!! Have mercy! Have mercy!!!
: : Doc M
: Okay, you think Shatner is bad? Your musing does not fall far from reality, dear Doc M. Try the album “No More Mr. Nice Guy” by Pat Boone. He does hard rock and heavy metal covers, most notably “Smoke on the Water” and “Stairway To Heaven.” I kid you not. A guy at my former newspaper played it for all of us one day. I think some people are still in therapy...
Oh my! Please don't tell me our Christina of the milk white shoulders and red hair is a heavy metal fan? I had in my mind the image of lovely red hair blowing in an Irish breeze, not flaying about up and down like a jackhammer to the beat of heavy metal!!
Bill R and flabbergasted GnomeDome
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