Posted by Christina on August 08, 2000 at 21:36:59:
In Reply to: Re: Ativa, Vita's Evil Twin... The Twins Speak Up! posted by GnomeDome on August 08, 2000 at 12:57:42:
: : : : ...has obviously taken over her mind, which is a real relief
: : : : since Doc M thought she heard her say Pudgie-Pie Willie
: : : : Shatner (known in the Native American Community as
: : : : Man Wearing Dead Gopher On Head) was hunkier than DD-L!
: : : : HAHAHAHAHA! Good one, Ativa! Doc M thought she was going
: : : : to have to cut back on Bumppo's Best Corn Squeezin's
: : : : for awhile! Pass that cauldron of Duncan's Dark Roast
: : : : Brew over here, Gnome! Doc M has a headache!!
: : : : Doc M
: : : Dearie Doc M.,
: : : My evil twin and I, shall defend our beloved Captain Kirk as Hunkier than DDL, to the end!
: : : Never mind that all that life in the fast lane and monumental ego and womanizing and plenty of cosmetic surgeries, have left Shatner in an unmentionable state, today. But True Love is forevermore, and for me and my Twin, Captain Kirk shall always be Captain Kirk, young, glowing, intelligent, a fair minded leader, compassionate, and ahhhh sooooo charming!
: : : PS Methinks my Cap'n can outshoot DDL, too! For sure, can beat him in karate.
: : Captain Kirk, whose five-year-mission was to boink space
: : chicks with missile-coned brassieres, go-go boots and
: : blue eyeshadow? THAT Captain Kirk? Dear, dear Vita --
: : Doc M thinks you're a few dilithium crystals shy of
: : a warp drive, but to each her own!
: : Doc M
: Yes, Doc M, I agree. I think perhaps a few tribbles have escaped her closet. Or, another one I like from The Green Mile.....to paraphrase......I think the girl's cheese has slid off her cracker.
LOL Gnomey! My fave line from Green Mile! And I do agree with you and Doc. M. Shatner, formerly known as Captain Kirk, now He-Who-Shills-For-Priceline.com, might have made a decent alien-seducin' captain, but he comes nowhere near the sanctified sensualness of our one DDL! Now, Patrick Stewart is a bit of a fine man, bald as a bedpost though he be, but KIRK? Can't agree on that one...
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