Posted by Eclair on August 10, 2000 at 18:09:41:
In Reply to: Re: To Doc M posted by Doc M on August 10, 2000 at 17:54:15:
: : Dear Doc
: : Thank you for your cyber pigeon inquiry; some storm damage here, outgoing mail down again so I use Board ..
: : YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW GOOD YOUR OFFER OF SENDING A HURON TO GET SOMEONE'S SCALP, SOUNDS!
: : wOULD that I could get a real Huron to whip a certain thief's ass...
: : Yours, sadly
: : TC
: Well, most of my Hurons are out trying to chase all the
: gnomes out of my cistern...you would not BELIEVE what
: the nasty little buggers do in there! The word "wee" refers
: to more than their size, if you get my drift. However,
: I have one Huron left who's just recovering from back spasms
: he got from trying to play Twister with a French woman
: of regrettably loose virtue...like there's any OTHER
: kind! *snort! snort!* Since a little light exercise
: would be just the ticket for him, I'll send him right
: over with a six pack and a nice new hatchet!
: Doc M
Ah, poor boy. Eclair ees so sorry to know he ees feeling not so good. I did tell heem he should try ze Huron Hokie-Pokie. Ah, he inseested on ze Twister. Non, non, ze customer ees not always right.
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