Re: To Doc M

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: : : Dear Doc

: : : Thank you for your cyber pigeon inquiry; some storm damage here, outgoing mail down again so I use Board .. 
: : : YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW GOOD YOUR OFFER OF SENDING A HURON TO GET SOMEONE'S SCALP, SOUNDS!
: : : wOULD that I could get a real Huron to whip a certain thief's ass...

: : : Yours, sadly
: : : TC

: : Well, most of my Hurons are out trying to chase all the
: : gnomes out of my cistern...you would not BELIEVE what
: : the nasty little buggers do in there! The word "wee" refers
: : to more than their size, if you get my drift. However,
: : I have one Huron left who's just recovering from back spasms
: : he got from trying to play Twister with a French woman
: : of regrettably loose virtue...like there's any OTHER
: : kind! *snort! snort!* Since a little light exercise
: : would be just the ticket for him, I'll send him right
: : over with a six pack and a nice new hatchet!

: : Doc M

: Ah, poor boy.  Eclair ees so sorry to know he ees feeling not so good.  I did tell heem he should try ze Huron Hokie-Pokie.  Ah, he inseested on ze Twister.  Non, non, ze customer ees not always right.

: Eclair


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