Re: I Forgot WHO?! Ah my poor limey major.....

Posted by GnomeDome on August 14, 2000 at 12:08:17:

In Reply to: Re: I Forgot WHO?! Ah my poor limey major..... posted by Red Haired Lass on August 14, 2000 at 10:57:37:

: : : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : : Boil boil toil and trouble
: : : : : : : : : Fire burn and cistern bubble!
: : : : : : : : : Do the little red hats droop?
: : : : : : : : : Could it be I smell...GNOME SOUP????
: : : : : : : : : *cackle! cackle!*

: : : : : : : : : Doc M

: : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : : Hmmmmmmmm. Hey Doc! Can you put a few more heated stones under here? Steam isnt quite hot enough to really open the pores yet!

: : : : : : : : GnomeDome

: : : : : : :
: : : : : : : Why, certainly! Wait right there and don't move! *cackles
: : : : : : : evilly to self as Hurons drag out a 40 ft. Acme Flamethrower
: : : : : : : (pat. pend.)

: : : : : : : Doc M

: : : : : : Why Gosh Doc! What the HECK is that thing labeled Acme your ripply, brainless hunks are dragging this direction, and WHY is there a disgruntled looking coyote in a loincloth leading them?

: : : : : : GnomeDome

: : : : :
: : : : : Smile for the birdie! Don't move now!
: : : : : *WHHHHOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!*
: : : : : Gnome-e-que, anyone?

: : : : : Doc M

: : : :
: : : : WHOA!!!!! HOLY MACKEREL ANDY!! YOU SINGED MY BEST POINTY RED HAT!!! STAND-IN! TIME FOR MY STAND-IN!!! hey!!!
: : : : *where the heck IS that Limey major when you need him?*

: : : : GnomeDome

: : : Dear Gnomiedearie,

: : : shooo shooo! leave my poor wee Limey major alone, will ya? Poor fellow is still smoking on the bar=bie, and you want to re-roast him? No heart has this gnomie, i tell ya, no heart!

: : : The Tc

: : TC,

: : Actually, that's the Colonel that has no heart! What I have none of is my best pointy red hat thanks to that pestilence called Doc Mary and her Huron propelled flamethrower. Sure put an end to our little party in her cistern. Well, we'll be back I assure you next Saturday night!!! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee.

: : And next time I will be wearing my pointy red hat made of asbestos.

: : *muttering*

: : GnomeDome

:
: Ah ha, my wee Gnome! So it's some of YOUR family what's been causin' Mrs O'Reilly and me to have soapy Duncan's Dark Roast in the mornins! And I guess the wee rubber duckie I found this mornin' would belong to someone you know????

: Red

Oh! My - er, my son's rubber ducky! You found it! Well it is too my son's. No darnit, not mine, my son's! Is too! *walking away and cooing "oooh, was my poor widdle duckie lost in nasty old Doc's cistern? Poor widdle baby, daddy won't let that happen again"*

GnomeDome

Follow Ups:

• Re: I Forgot WHO?! Ah my poor limey major..... Red-Haired Lass 14:14:07 8/14/2000 (9)
  • Re: I Forgot WHO?! Ah my poor limey major..... Eclair 15:14:42 8/14/2000 (8)
    • Re: I Forgot WHO?! Ah my poor limey major..... GnomeDome 16:41:09 8/14/2000 (0)
    • Re: I Forgot WHO?! Ah my poor limey major..... Yengeese Strumpet 15:59:22 8/14/2000 (6)
      • Re: I Forgot WHO?! Ah my poor limey major..... Eclair 16:08:31 8/14/2000 (5)
        • Re: I Forgot WHO?! Ah my poor limey major..... GnomeDome 16:43:41 8/14/2000 (4)
          • Re: I Forgot WHO?! Ah my poor limey major..... Eclair 17:08:50 8/14/2000 (3)
            • Re: I Forgot WHO?! Ah my poor limey major..... GnomeDome 18:05:06 8/14/2000 (2)
              • Re: I Forgot WHO?! Ah my poor limey major..... Red-Haired Lass 18:18:03 8/14/2000 (0)
              • Re: I Forgot WHO?! Ah my poor limey major..... Eclair 18:14:57 8/14/2000 (0)

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: : : : : : : : : : 
: : : : : : : : : : Boil boil toil and trouble
: : : : : : : : : : Fire burn and cistern bubble!
: : : : : : : : : : Do the little red hats droop?
: : : : : : : : : : Could it be I smell...GNOME SOUP????
: : : : : : : : : : *cackle! cackle!*

: : : : : : : : : : Doc M

: : : : : : : : : 
: : : : : : : : : Hmmmmmmmm.  Hey Doc!  Can you put a few more heated stones under here?  Steam isnt quite hot enough to really open the pores yet!

: : : : : : : : : GnomeDome

: : : : : : : : 
: : : : : : : : Why, certainly! Wait right there and don't move! *cackles
: : : : : : : : evilly to self as Hurons drag out a 40 ft. Acme Flamethrower
: : : : : : : : (pat. pend.)

: : : : : : : : Doc M

: : : : : : : Why Gosh Doc!  What the HECK is that thing labeled Acme your ripply, brainless hunks are dragging this direction, and WHY is there a disgruntled looking coyote in a loincloth leading them?

: : : : : : : GnomeDome

: : : : : : 
: : : : : : Smile for the birdie! Don't move now!
: : : : : : *WHHHHOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!*
: : : : : : Gnome-e-que, anyone?

: : : : : : Doc M

: : : : : 
: : : : : WHOA!!!!!  HOLY MACKEREL ANDY!!  YOU SINGED MY BEST POINTY RED HAT!!!  STAND-IN!  TIME FOR MY STAND-IN!!!  hey!!!
: : : : : *where the heck IS that Limey major when you need him?*

: : : : : GnomeDome

: : : : Dear Gnomiedearie,

: : : : shooo shooo! leave my poor wee Limey major alone, will ya? Poor fellow is still smoking on the bar=bie, and you want to re-roast him? No heart has this gnomie, i tell ya, no heart!

: : : : The Tc 

: : : TC,

: : : Actually, that's the Colonel that has no heart!  What I have none of is my best pointy red hat thanks to that pestilence called Doc Mary and her Huron propelled flamethrower.  Sure put an end to our little party in her cistern.  Well, we'll be back I assure you next Saturday night!!!  Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee.

: : : And next time I will be wearing my pointy red hat made of asbestos.

: : : *muttering*

: : : GnomeDome

: : 
: : Ah ha, my wee Gnome! So it's some of YOUR family what's been causin' Mrs O'Reilly and me to have soapy Duncan's Dark Roast in the mornins! And I guess the wee rubber duckie I found this mornin' would belong to someone you know????

: : Red 

: Oh!  My - er, my son's rubber ducky!  You found it!  Well it is too my son's.  No darnit, not mine, my son's!  Is too! *walking away and cooing "oooh, was my poor widdle duckie lost in nasty old Doc's cistern?  Poor widdle baby, daddy won't let that happen again"*

: GnomeDome


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