Re: I Forgot WHO?! Ah my poor limey major.....

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Posted by Yengeese Strumpet on August 14, 2000 at 15:59:22:

In Reply to: Re: I Forgot WHO?! Ah my poor limey major..... posted by Eclair on August 14, 2000 at 15:14:42:

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: : : : : : : : : : : : Boil boil toil and trouble
: : : : : : : : : : : : Fire burn and cistern bubble!
: : : : : : : : : : : : Do the little red hats droop?
: : : : : : : : : : : : Could it be I smell...GNOME SOUP????
: : : : : : : : : : : : *cackle! cackle!*

: : : : : : : : : : : : Doc M

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: : : : : : : : : : : Hmmmmmmmm. Hey Doc! Can you put a few more heated stones under here? Steam isnt quite hot enough to really open the pores yet!

: : : : : : : : : : : GnomeDome

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: : : : : : : : : : Why, certainly! Wait right there and don't move! *cackles
: : : : : : : : : : evilly to self as Hurons drag out a 40 ft. Acme Flamethrower
: : : : : : : : : : (pat. pend.)

: : : : : : : : : : Doc M

: : : : : : : : : Why Gosh Doc! What the HECK is that thing labeled Acme your ripply, brainless hunks are dragging this direction, and WHY is there a disgruntled looking coyote in a loincloth leading them?

: : : : : : : : : GnomeDome

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: : : : : : : : Smile for the birdie! Don't move now!
: : : : : : : : *WHHHHOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!*
: : : : : : : : Gnome-e-que, anyone?

: : : : : : : : Doc M

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: : : : : : : WHOA!!!!! HOLY MACKEREL ANDY!! YOU SINGED MY BEST POINTY RED HAT!!! STAND-IN! TIME FOR MY STAND-IN!!! hey!!!
: : : : : : : *where the heck IS that Limey major when you need him?*

: : : : : : : GnomeDome

: : : : : : Dear Gnomiedearie,

: : : : : : shooo shooo! leave my poor wee Limey major alone, will ya? Poor fellow is still smoking on the bar=bie, and you want to re-roast him? No heart has this gnomie, i tell ya, no heart!

: : : : : : The Tc

: : : : : TC,

: : : : : Actually, that's the Colonel that has no heart! What I have none of is my best pointy red hat thanks to that pestilence called Doc Mary and her Huron propelled flamethrower. Sure put an end to our little party in her cistern. Well, we'll be back I assure you next Saturday night!!! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee.

: : : : : And next time I will be wearing my pointy red hat made of asbestos.

: : : : : *muttering*

: : : : : GnomeDome

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: : : : Ah ha, my wee Gnome! So it's some of YOUR family what's been causin' Mrs O'Reilly and me to have soapy Duncan's Dark Roast in the mornins! And I guess the wee rubber duckie I found this mornin' would belong to someone you know????

: : : : Red

: : : Oh! My - er, my son's rubber ducky! You found it! Well it is too my son's. No darnit, not mine, my son's! Is too! *walking away and cooing "oooh, was my poor widdle duckie lost in nasty old Doc's cistern? Poor widdle baby, daddy won't let that happen again"*

: : : GnomeDome

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: : My dear Gnome, it was in the Bumppo's cistern where we found it!!! Well, if ye...I mean yer SON...should lose another rubber ducky, perhaps I could interest him in one of Aunt Aggie's Rubber Loch Ness Monsters. They're a good sight harder to lose than a wee duck!

: : Red

: To ze petit ami in ze red bonnet,

: I sink I have ze rubber things, too. If you like, you can borrow one of zem, oui?

: Eclair

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Er............dear cousin...........not THOSE rubber things. This is why I keep nagging you about spending a little more time on your English studies. I am sure that we can persuade the French Trader to help you a little during his next visit.........he has an excellent grasp..........of........um.......the English language.

Lucie

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