Posted by Dana S. on August 16, 2000 at 14:29:15:
In Reply to: Re: Woohoo!Ah! The THE is missing! posted by THE Publicant on August 16, 2000 at 13:55:29:
: : : : : Guess who...?
: : : : : Thought this might inspire a MohicanLand Calendar drawing or two. You guys can DO this!
: : : : : Here's the link to the instructions for submitting drawings for the Calendar. Please note the REVISED list of characters.:)
: : : : : Dana S.
: : : :
: : : : What...I don't deserve to be mentioned every OTHER name???
: : : : What am I -- chopped gnomeliver??? *snort! snort!*
: : : : Doc M
: : : My Dear Everyone
: : : I am none too pleased to see my lofty person and public office, which is that of the TAX COLLECTOR, omitted from the Calendar!
: : : If this is not remedied immediately if not sooner, I shall raise everyone's taxes by a minimum of ONE HUNDRED PERCENT!
: : : THE PUBLICANT he to whom even the QUEEN PAYS TAXES!!!
: : I am positive I put the PublicanT on the list, but I'll go check again. Sheesh! (I can't wait until we can afford a human relations department!)
: : Dana S.
: Ma chere Mmle Dana S.,
: My dear, forgive my work-overworked eye sight! It certainly is not easy to state at money all day long... I did miss my lofty name because I looked under The, as in THE Publicant.
: To be back in your good graces, I asked Ali, The Turkish Trader, to supply me with a few French words ...
: and of course I forgave his taxes for a day.
: And I shall forgive yours, too, for a day.
: Have a Nice Day.
: The Very Well Mannered Tax Collector, Who Loves to Serve
I lost it, didn't I?:( Man! Less than a week on the job and I blew my cool. This is why Huggy should be doing this stuff.:) Of course, their was a logical explanation for all of this. I see that now.
BTW, THE PublicanT, do ya think the Turkish Trader could give ol' Eclair a new few French words? I don't think that gal's really French at all.
Your most gracious and apologetic servant,
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