Re: Thank you Dana! (Loin clothes? Is someone speaking of loin clothes?)

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Posted by NightSky on August 16, 2000 at 17:04:36:

In Reply to: Re: Thank you Dana! (Loin clothes? Is someone speaking of loin clothes?) posted by Doc M on August 16, 2000 at 10:03:13:

: : : : : All I can say is WOW what a man! What are the type of pants he's wearing? It doesn't look like he was wearing anything under them :)

: : : : : Thanks again

: : : : Hi Tonya,

: : : : LOL...I believe he's wearing leggings with a breechclout and a loin cloth over top. With Uncas, however, our imaginations tend to run wild.

: : : : ...Jeri

: : : ~>~>~>~>~>~>~>~>~>

: : : Really, Tonya, let's be mature about this.;) Uncas is dressed in a perfectly acceptable and decent fashion. Very appropriate for the year 1757. It would only be RUDE to stare. It's JUST a breechclout. Calm down.;) You don't see Cora going ape over it, do you? You're new, right? Well, we don't get all worked up over loincloths here in MohicanLand.:))) It goes against our well-bred natures.

: : : Speaking of class...Chigachgook wins first place in my book. Remember, Ching probably taught Uncas and Hawkeye everything they knew. Ching is THE man.

: : : Just adding a little balance...:)

: : : Dana S.

: : Here I was, canning tomatos, minding my own business, when this tickling sensation in the back of my mind just told me that someone, somewhere, was discussing our favorite subject. What a surprise it should be this site! After Rich's recent "capture," the subject has once again come to the forefront.

: : Speaking of loin clothes, since I'm looking at sewing up the proverbial required attire for BT, I told him he needed to go to a tanning bed, as he has the whitest butt cheeks this side of DDL. I think that's where ES has it over DDL, it's the color of those lovely hips.

: : Have a good one! Back to the stove. NS

: That is because my Hawkie is a firm believer in regular
: applications of Doc M's ButtBlock, made out of a special
: blend of clarified GnomeButter, rare herbs from the
: Mohicanland Apothecary, and the scrapings from the
: Squeezin's barrel at Bumppo's...guaranteed to promote
: firm, globular, non-melanomic results! As the Huron
: Chorus sings --

: "Yer butt will never tan or droop
: If ye paste on Doctor Mary's goop!"

: Doc M

That must be the secret to why BT's butt is so white! He must have a secret stash of ButtBlock! And I always thought it was just the blond hair, blue eyed thing he had going. Don't need any hair removal products though, those fair-haired boys tend to have nice baby butts. NS

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