Posted by Doc M on August 18, 2000 at 11:00:41:
In Reply to: Re: Is anybody missing? posted by Lady Ann on August 18, 2000 at 10:48:59:
: : Madame, I salute you in your new business endeavor. I trust
: : that your line of undergarments will not in any way
: : infringe on Doc M's patented Hurons of Hollywood line,
: : which serves those who prefer, shall we say, an *edgier*
: : look. Should you be tempted to go that route, remember
: : this bit of Doc M's folk wisdom -- "It's hard for a
: : toad to work a cash register, sister!"
: : Yours respectfully,
: : Doc M
: My dear Doctor:
: Heaven forbid that I should even think about infringing on any of your patented creations! Rather, I was hoping that HH might instead feature the Hurons of Hollywood collection in our GTT division (that's Geezers, Tramps and Thieves). Neither I nor my staff have the ability to reproduce such tecnical apparatii, and in the case of some garments are mystified as to the actual usage. But nevertheless, there is a market for the unorthodox in Mohicanland and Highland Habiliment will be pleased to cover all niches, so to speak. Perhaps we can talk percentages at the upcoming show at Bumppo's...
: Lady Ann
: P.S. I trust the Huron Delivery Service sent around that "Finder's Fee" you requested re their perfomance at Bumppo's?
Well, yes they did -- be advised I prefer silver to
wampum and watered-down brandy. *snort! snort!* I
would be glad to speak with you about a specialized
division for H of H accesories -- I must tell you
the Geezer line is more expensive due to the production
costs involved in lining everything with extra-absorbant
materials. I'll have my boy call your boy and we'll
set up a meeting for what I hope will be a mutually
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