Posted by GnomeDome on August 18, 2000 at 13:16:03:
In Reply to: Re: Is anybody missing? posted by Lady Ann on August 18, 2000 at 13:01:30:
: : : Okay, neck check. When my dear Lady Ann starts acting like depraved Doc Mary, and other femmes of the board have slid down the slide of debauchery.....there has gotta be something going on. Is that dang DM slipping in at the dark of night and nipping everyone on the neck? Possibly secretly putting something in the casks at Bumppo's? Ladies, show me your necks!
: : : Sherrif, check 'em!
: : : GnomeDome
: : Au contraire, dear Gnome. Debauchery truly is in the eye of the beholder. What to your irascible eye may be signs of moral wantoness, is to me the hallmark of good business. Know thy customers, that's the ticket. And by the way, I do graciously invite you and Mme. Gnome to stop by and peruse our Spare of Stature Department (we considered calling it "Tiny Togs" but were advised by our solicitor that this name could raise rancor in Mohicanland...and possibly have an adverse effect on the product quality of our complimentary coffee bar). We here at Highland Habiliment pride ourselves on serving all the citizens of Mohicanland, irrespective of height, occupation, temperament or deviant proclivities.
: : Lady Ann
: Oh, and as an afterthought, dear Gnome, I assure you I would never so much as think about engaging in behavior that could be construed as a betrayal of The MacLeod...I mean, have you seen the size of that man's claidhmore?
: Lady Ann
Well now, I just might have to stop by your shop there and see about those tiny togs you speak of. Got any pointy red hats?
Perhaps some wee reindeer fur boots? Some nice shirts made of mouse fur flannel?
and sure, I would not be saying you would betray the MacLeod. I more than anyone know how much you must love that man. Besides which, you seem mightily impressed with the size of his claidhmore (is that what they are calling it nowadays? ;) However, I do recall you saying something about spending quite some time on measuring Huron Hunks pertaining to their specific apparel, so wondered.......and you must admit quite a few femmes on the board have begun to give Doc Mary a run for her money (and in the case of the Yangeese Strumpet, even a run for her corner).
Ah, but one of Celtic blood could never betray friend, family or loved one. Let me know if you get any breeches made in size 0.005 please - or size L.G. (Large Gnome -not to be confused with human LG)?
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