Posted by Jo on August 20, 2000 at 22:56:46:
In Reply to: OK...time for a Dope Slap!! posted by Doc M on August 20, 2000 at 11:58:48:
: One of Doc M's favorite pastimes aside from changing people who
: vex her into small, slimy, invertebrate creatures, is to listen
: to Car Talk, which often makes her laugh until she wets
: her pantaloons -- a feat which gets easier each passing year,
: of course. In fact, one of Doc M's dreams is to corral a
: friend into helping her create her own show called Toad Talk.
: But I digress...not unlike a certain lanky pony-tailed postal
: person who appears to be going through what I diagnose as
: Mid-Board Crisis!!!! What is life, what am I doing here, is
: the house finished, is it time to move on...a classic case.
: Yes, yes. So now Doctor M must haul her tired old carcass
: out of her hot tub *ooof! creaak! poot!* being careful not
: to step on all the Huron rubber hatchets that are floating
: around, and administer what my boys Tom and Ray on Car Talk
: call The Dope Slap to Mr. Federici (also called in the Freudian
: Wacko trade Der Dummkopf Klaps.) WHAP!!! WHAP!!! WHAP!!!
: All better now?? Gooood. Gooood. You'll get my bill in
: the morning via Priority Huron C.O.D. Now IF you'll pardon
: me, I have a game of Drop The Soap scheduled with my
: Hawkie-poo this afternoon.
: Hug! Hug!
: Doc M
OHHHHHH, Doc M,;you've got it wrong; only Marin County has the "by your leave" wooden hot tubs....of one is which sitting out in said back yard with the horse and the flamingo in view....surely you know about the peacock feathers???? Maybe this will whip one said mentor in shape! OR to talk some sense of it is....
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