Posted by Dr. Nathang L. Po on August 22, 2000 at 06:46:04:
In Reply to: Re: [TW]Electric bladder hoisting hoo haa equipment. wallet lifting, peach brandy transportation, musket-loading, wench-winch, no-waiting! posted by Breathless laughing Doubled Over Position on August 21, 2000 at 20:50:03:
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: : : : Doc Ma`am,
: : : : Oui! I am spending most of my time lately, in search of the more exotic herbs for you, but I must give you this one report. My "live" gnome catching is not going to well. I did try your idea of placing pop bottle tops full of brandy, in a line thru the forest, leading to my trap. But after hours of nothing, I went back to find your Huron boys, sitting very happily in a pile of empty pop tops. What am I to do? Oh yes, I have used most of my supply of gnome butter on my poison ivy rash!
: : : : Scratching as he walks,
: : : : French Trader
: : : Gnome butter? Gnome butter you say? I hope that poison ivy rash of yours spreads all over your french roll, froggie.
: : : And leave it to the witless French to bring brandy for gnome catching. Have I not said it time and again - Tay-Kee-LA! I saw your pathetic french brandy in those caps...saw Doc's brainless Huron too. If they got THAT skunked with your watery brandy then they GOTTA be cheap dates. Course, cheap and Doc M kinda go hand in hand as phrases ya know?
: : : GnomeDome
: : : GnomeDome
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: : 'Watery brandy'?? Funny, that's not how *I* remember it! Seems to me I had a devil of a job getting back up into my bunk after even a pop top of the stuff at the Gathering!!! Either that or - I have just NOT had enough practice drinking peach water!!
: : I MUST, I MUST remember to get more practice in, for NEXT year!! Having said that, I DO think you should bring some Tay-Kee-LA next year, Gnome, so that we can do a strictly controlled (of course!) scientific study/comparison!!
: : Kate.
: HELP! help!!!!!
: I need some type of a contraption, lifty thingie...
My Dear Madam,
I believe we can concoct just what you may need. You see, I was inspired by a song my father affectionately (?) wrote about my mother
Do your boobs hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em over your shoulder, like a continental soldier?
Do your boobs hang low?
As a side note, this little ditty was later absconded by a pitifully large-earred fellow who claimed it as his own when he changed a certain noun to "ears".
Hence, my inspiration for the over-the-shoulder boulder holder! Is this along the lines of apparatuses you had in mind?
Your hoistist with the mostest,
Dr. Po