Posted by French Trader on August 24, 2000 at 16:07:17:
In Reply to: Re: Woohoo!GuessWho ...Message to Doc Mary posted by GnomeDome on August 24, 2000 at 15:23:24:
: : Oh, don't get yer pintails in a knot, Miss Paddletale...
: : or should I say Miss PaddleWAIL! As a matter of fact,
: : your old Granny got her receipt thanks to MY old
: : Granny -- did yours happen to migrate over Salem
: : at some point? Anyway, fresh from the cauldron,
: : here's my Granny's receipt for her special GnomieGruel --
: : Take yer Gnomie
: : Fresh and plump't
: : Into yer large
: : Cauldron dump't,
: : Bile and straine
: : And lette coole
: : Skim fatte, reheate
: : That's Gnomie Gruele!
: : If yer achin'
: : If yer wailin'
: : If yer little
: : Body's achin'
: : Pull ye up a
: : Little stoole
: : An' have yerself
: : Some Gnomie Gruele!!
: : Doc M
: Hmmmmmmm.......didn't we go through this just a little while ago?
: Okay, let me repeat then..........:
: "on the sayings of Doc Mary
: The facts prove quite contrary
: this gnome butter does not exist
: though the slattern doth insist
: were you to take this slut's advice
: and on your butt smear goop
: you'd probably come up with lice
: instead of butts without droop.
: She's playing you all for fools
: When she tells of her gnome butter
: Nor do we make a very good gruel
: Just another lie that she has utter'd
: There's nothing called Gnome-gruel
: we run much, much too quickly
: for such a scheming, lying ghoul
: who's thighs are made so thickly
Mon ami Paddletale,
Do not listen to the squills of this wee man. That`s like thinking the chicken is telling the truth, when your going to make soup, that beef is better for ya. I highly advise you to drop by Doc M`s office for treatment because she rates high on the list of doctors with my HMO (that`s Huron Medical Organization) Her work with Gnome Butter is nothing short of fantastic. It sure took care of my itch!
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