Posted by Red-Haired Lass on August 24, 2000 at 22:07:04:
Our latest intellectual gatherin' was a rousin' success! My, what an interestin' event! I've never seen so many people simultaneously discover how to seek the divine while also seekin' out their "Inner Maguas." An' we didn't even have to peel Dweebie off the ceiling this week or pull Doc M out from under the pool tables....cause she an' I were havin' such a fulfillin' discussion over some squeezins!
(I did hear some right strange noises comin' from over at the HoooHaaaa house later on though...never quite heard people chantin' the Buddhist "OM" in quite THAT way, but who is to judge how others find the path?)
And due to the ravin' success it seems to have been with my good friend the French Trader, I now offer all the sufferin' gents in Mohicanland a full stock of Smooth Laddie Clout-N-Kilt Creme. Ye'll notice the French Trader walkin' with a smoother step. Fie on this wench Maybelline I've been hearin' about what's been whippin' up cosmetic type things elsewhere in the Colonies. When it comes to skin care, as they say, if it ain't Scottish, it be crappe!
yours in smoothness and truth,
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