Posted by Eclair on August 25, 2000 at 15:32:33:
In Reply to: Re: Karma, clouts and kilts... posted by French Trader on August 25, 2000 at 13:16:36:
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: : : Our latest intellectual gatherin' was a rousin' success! My, what an interestin' event! I've never seen so many people simultaneously discover how to seek the divine while also seekin' out their "Inner Maguas." An' we didn't even have to peel Dweebie off the ceiling this week or pull Doc M out from under the pool tables....cause she an' I were havin' such a fulfillin' discussion over some squeezins!
: : : (I did hear some right strange noises comin' from over at the HoooHaaaa house later on though...never quite heard people chantin' the Buddhist "OM" in quite THAT way, but who is to judge how others find the path?)
: : : And due to the ravin' success it seems to have been with my good friend the French Trader, I now offer all the sufferin' gents in Mohicanland a full stock of Smooth Laddie Clout-N-Kilt Creme. Ye'll notice the French Trader walkin' with a smoother step. Fie on this wench Maybelline I've been hearin' about what's been whippin' up cosmetic type things elsewhere in the Colonies. When it comes to skin care, as they say, if it ain't Scottish, it be crappe!
: : : yours in smoothness and truth,
: : : Red
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: : Ma chere, Red. Pleese, for ze pardon of me, but, pleese tell ze menz of zees place to do NOT use zees cream os zee moostache, oui? Eet ees for moi to know of ze moostache. Ze "smooth laddie" ees not so good to Eclair.
: : In ze Hoo-Haa-House, ma chere, I have ze motto for ze customers. "Do to ze Eclair, as you would have ze Eclair do to you." (There ees the petit discount for ze memory of zees motto, and ze even trade for ze application of eet. Shhhh! Do not tell ma cousine. Lucie ees not for ze trade. Ze motto of Lucie? I sink eet ees, maybe, "Show me ze money!") Zees may be what you heard coming from ze Hoo-Haa House. All ze customers doing ze memorizing for ze motto of ze Eclair, oui?
: : Remember, Red, ze word ees for ze mums about ze trading. Shhhh....
: : Eclair
: Eclair, DAM-iiiiiiiiit!!!!!
So you weel sink about ze moostache, Clabair?
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