Posted by Red-Haired Lass on August 25, 2000 at 18:58:02:
So sorry Mrs. O'Reilly and I are a little late...but the doors are open an' Huron Happy Hour has begun for another week! What a strange week it's been...and tonight we're encouragin' ye all to let it all hang out...(unless it's underneath yer breechclout or kilt, in which means please let it hang where it is, or else we'll be violatin' the Mohicanland Indecency Laws and I won't be havin' meself arrested...I havena seen the inside of a jail cell since that wall-climbin' incident at the fort...but anyway...)
so belly-dance, play strip checkers, discuss Buddha, let yer Inner Maguas flow, rig up them weird winches an' pulleys! It's happy hour...do as ye please! Corn squeezins' an' stout for everyone!
(but please, if there be any short supernatural beins' abroad this evenin', could ye mind to stay clear of the cistern? We're gettin'a wee bit sick of fishin' yer clothes out of there...and I won't even mention what I found yesterday!)
Drink up ---
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