Posted by Miss Gaylee Cooper on August 27, 2000 at 19:36:54:
Good evening, Bent. I need to talk to you about something, if you have a minute. These young rapscallions around town must be getting out of hand, and they need some talking to by someone in Authority! This afternoon, I made some honeybuns for the church supper and put them out on the back porch to cool, and when I went out to get them, they had been STOLEN! Clean scrapped right out of the baking pan, and the pan thrown into the flower bed, and the flower bed trampled to smithereens! I can't imagine why those children would do such a thing, when they all were coming to the supper with their parents and could have just eaten them there like civilized folk, but no! They all sat there innocent as little cherubs and whined because they had looked forward to my famous honeybuns, and of course I was MORTIFIED because I had to appear at the church supper with NOTHING in my hands, when everybody knows I always contribute, and of course I couldn't accuse the children right there in front of everybody with no proof, but I just think you have to do something, because I won't be able to hold my head up in public all week!!! Thank you for listening. Good night!
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