Posted by Happy Hunter on August 29, 2000 at 11:19:34:
In Reply to: Re: A Honey of a Poultry Poultice posted by Papa Bear on August 28, 2000 at 22:01:31:
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: : *snff sniff sniff.* I smelllllllllll - - what? HONEY. Feathers. Duck meat. *snuffle snuffle - - snort* Warm duck meat. Dinner. Where? House. Crouch down in these bushes. Scope it out. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. Big lawn to cross without being seen. Worth it? Hungry. *grrrrrrrr* Wait. Make sure nobody's around. *droooooooool*
: : Mama Bear
: *...krrrrrrk...* Mama Bear, this is Papa Bear. *...krrrrk...* Mama Bear, pleased be advised...tracker is in the vicinity. *...krrrrk...* Come in, Mama Bear...*...krrrrrk...*
: I don't think Mama has her ears on, pumpkin...hmmmm. Let's just hope she steers clear of that tracker's path. Woooooweeeeee, but aren't you a dirty bear. We better get you cleaned up before Mama gets home with dinner. SHE will have both our hides if we don't those paws washed. Mmmm-mmmmm, Dirty Bear, wonder what dinner will be tonight? I sure have had a hankerin' for some of your Mama's glazed poultry pickin's...
: Papa Bear
A duck??? A sitting duck??? Hmm, since hunting season is just around the corner I am gonna git myself a gun and...poof! Dinner for my wife and children..and I'll give them feathers to Miss Katie for a quilt!! Ah,the Master of life is good..
The Happy AND Thankful Hunter...
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