Posted by Miss Marcia on August 29, 2000 at 18:19:22:
In Reply to: Re: Meanwhile...back at the DownHome Kitchen... posted by Bent Twigg on August 29, 2000 at 17:34:48:
: KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK! Miss Marcia? Miss Marcia? Anybody home? *Guess I'll just go on in and see where she is**
: Oh, there you are, my dear. I just stopped by to alert you - - - - YE GODS, WOMAN! WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HEAD?!!!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!! Ohmigosh!!! I hear Benton!
Can't let him see me like THIS!! *racing out back door, & heading towards river*.....
*pant, pant...cough-cough...pant, wheeeze, gasp* Ohmigosh, omigoodness! That was close. *pant, pant*
*cautiously peeking out from behind the bushes, near the river*
I don't see him following me! Dagnab it! Why's that man have to sneak up on a body like that? *huff, puff* Land, that was quite a little run I had...whew. *fans face with large leaf* Boy, this honey is dribbling all OVER the place now! And just lookit this...little bits of leafery and fernage all stickin' to me, and whoa! What an aroma!! Why, teehee, I do declare, I smell almost like a honey bun, myownself!
Hmmmm...nice afternoon, still....now that I've caught my breath, maybe I'll just wander down along the riverbank for a little while, and give Benton a chance to get the heck outta my house before I head back. Wait a minute...what's that I hear comin' from those huckleberry bushes? A kind of a snuffle? A bit of a whuffle? Oh, dear...I DO hope there's nothing wild or dangerous over there...maybe I'll just turn around slowly, and tiptoe back the way I came.....tip...toe...tip...toe...tiptoetiptoetiptoe....oh dear! A loud scrambling behind me...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!! Run, feet, RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!! SHRIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!
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