Posted by Miss Paddletale on August 29, 2000 at 18:34:27:
I do believe my little nap in the sun helped my chest cold tremendously. I'm feeling MUCH, MUCH better, but BOY! Did I ever have some weird dreams!! *quack, quark!* Kept on hearing whuffles, and then some snuffles. Scary kind of rumbly, tumbly noises comin' from close by my napping place. Oh, well...quack, squack! That's the way dream's are, doncha know. It doesn't mean the sky is falling. I'll keep reminding myself of that. Just a dream...that's all...just a scary, whuffly, snuffly dream.
I should probably take a little duckie bath now, and clean this honey poultice off my breast feathers...*quackle, squackle*...lemme see, where's my nice shower cap, and my little duckie shower shoes...la, la, la...*quark*...now I'm all ready. I'll just waddle out back to my little duckie pondlet and have a dip, before the sun goes down...
*waddle, waddle, happy quackle*
*WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!! KERBLOOOOOOOEY!! TUMBLE, THUD!!*
*AAAAAAAAAAACK!! SQUARKLE, QUACKLE, SQUACK!!!*
What was that, what was that? Ohme, ohmy...it looked like a...a... a ghost or monster! *quackquackquackquack!!* It was TALL, yes, TALL! And all flappy-like!! QUARK!! All hidjous white and blue, and make a turrible shrill noise, and runnin' FAAAAAAST!! Ohme, ohmy...oh, oh, oh...it MUST be a monster!! It MUST be a FLAPPY WHITE MONSTER!!! A SCREAMING FLAPPY WHITE MONSTER!!!!
Mohicanland is in DANGER!! I must alert the citizens!! *ARKLE! SQUARKLE!! QUACKQUACKQUACK!!!
*racing wildly, tripping over shower shoes* EVERYBODY, EVERYWHERE...RUN FOR YOUR LIVES....THE SCREAMING WHITE FLAPPY MONSTER IS ON THE LOOSE!! *SQUACK, SQUARK, QUARKLE, QUACKQUACKQUACK!!*
*heads into town, in same general DI-rection as aforementioned monster* Oh, dear, oh dear....*showercap sliding down over eyes*
It's getting DAAAAAAAAAARK outside...oh, what POWER that FLAPPY thing has!! Power to darken the sun!!! RUN AND HIDE, EVERYONE!!! DANGER, CITIZENS! DANGER, MOHICANLAND!! DANGER, WILL ROBINSON!! (Will WHO?)
Oh, it's getting fearsome dark outside, and I'm not sure where I'm running, but it's my duty to run like crazy & scream out warnings whenever something unexplained happens, so run I will...quackquack!...trouble is...I think I hear something running BEHIND me, and I KNOW the Screaming Flappy White Monster was in FRONT of me...so...quack? quack?...who's that chasing me?????
*ARKLE, SQUARKLE, SQUACKLE...SHRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!
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