Posted by Diana on August 30, 2000 at 17:27:03:
In Reply to: Re: What's the joke about loincloths? Happy Birthday! posted by Dana S. on August 30, 2000 at 16:20:24:
: : : "Hello? Is this the Sing and Swing Singing Telegraph Service? Yes, I'd like to send a loincloth-clad stud muffin to one Diana S. in one of the Carolinas. Oh, so you KNOW Diana S. Good customer is she? She *is* a thoughtful person, indeed. Please send said loincloth-clad stud muffin right away. No, thank YEW!"
: : : Happy Birthday, Diana! Now, pass the oats...
: : : Dana S.
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: : Hello...........hello? Are you still there? Yes, this is the Sing and Swing Singing Telegraph Service, thank you for your order.......now, we are all out of Hawkeyes, but I have got an Uncas, two Duncans and several Hurons left.........be warned that our Uncas has had one too many beers lately and has the beginnings of a rather wobbly spare tyre......so may I suggest one of our delightful Hurons? Just give me your specific requirements........height, weight, inside leg, colour of breechclout etc etc
: : Thank you for shopping at Sing & Swing
: : PS HAPPY BIRTHDAY DIANA!!
: Inside leg...inside leg...hmmmm...OH, INSIDE LEG!!! I can ORDER that?
: Dana S.
Why I've *felt* so many oats to day, I think I'll just go home and dream of "inside legs"....as opposed to "outside legs"?
VERY, VERY close to the *creak -poot* stage of life!
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