Posted by Miss Gaylee Cooper on August 30, 2000 at 18:26:52:
In Reply to: Re: Say What? posted by Miss Gaylee Cooper on August 30, 2000 at 17:25:15:
: : SHERIFF TWIGG! SHERIFF! HEY, CAN YOU HEAR ME UP THERE? I JUST SAW MISS MARCIA RUNNING THROUGH THE WOODS WITH A BEAR BEHIND! YE GOTTA DO SOMETHING!
: : Dweebie Day-Lewis
: My goodness, that sounds like Dweebie squalling something at the edge of the woods. What's he saying? Miss Marcia is WHAT?! Running through the wood with a BARE BEHIND? OH MY GOODNESS! That silly woman is in the middle of some kind of fracas again, and here I am in the woods with all these innocent little children! Don't listen, children. Don't listen. We'll just sing a nice song together - here we go - -
: Row, row, row your boat
: (A little louder - that's right - aren't we having fun???)
: ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT
: GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM - -
: Oh, dear that's never going to drown him out. I'll have to get these children home right away before they're exposed to something their parents will never forgive me for.
: Time to go home, children - now just all gather here in a group for a minute while I make sure we're all here - one two four seven - oh goodness, that's not right must hurry before Miss Marcia comes ripping through the trees in heaven knows what kind of condition! - threetwoonefive - that's not right eitherohgoodnessthisissoconfusing Ithink we're all herebut - -
: WHERE'S ALICE? LITTLE ALICE IS MISSING!! OHDEARYMETHISTHEWORSTMESS! Aaaa-LIIIIIIIIIICE!!
: Miss Gaylee
Oh, Alice! There you are, dear. Have you been hiding in those bushes all this time? I was so worried, sweetheart. We're getting ready to go home now, so come along - don't daddle, honey, we must hurry. What's that? You found a friend? OHMAGOD! it's a b-b-b-b-b......... It's a b-b-b-b-b-b-............ No, Alice, it's NOT a bunny! Come here quickly just stay calm and walk on overhereto me ohmagodohmagod! NO ALICE YOU CAN'T TAKE IT HOME WITH YOU! Ohlordy, there goes the quivering lip - now she's going to start crying. STOP CRYING AND GET YOUR SILKY PIGTAILS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW! - - - oh, no, she's got that blank look in her eyes she's going to faint. This is the end. We're all going to die here.
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