Re: Meanwhile...

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Posted by Bent Twigg on August 30, 2000 at 19:47:19:

In Reply to: Re: Meanwhile...back at the DownHome Kitchen... posted by Miss Marcia on August 29, 2000 at 18:19:22:

: : KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK! Miss Marcia? Miss Marcia? Anybody home? *Guess I'll just go on in and see where she is**

: : Oh, there you are, my dear. I just stopped by to alert you - - - - YE GODS, WOMAN! WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HEAD?!!!!

: : Bent
: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!! Ohmigosh!!! I hear Benton!
: Can't let him see me like THIS!! *racing out back door, & heading towards river*.....

: *pant, pant...cough-cough...pant, wheeeze, gasp* Ohmigosh, omigoodness! That was close. *pant, pant*

: *cautiously peeking out from behind the bushes, near the river*

: I don't see him following me! Dagnab it! Why's that man have to sneak up on a body like that? *huff, puff* Land, that was quite a little run I had...whew. *fans face with large leaf* Boy, this honey is dribbling all OVER the place now! And just lookit this...little bits of leafery and fernage all stickin' to me, and whoa! What an aroma!! Why, teehee, I do declare, I smell almost like a honey bun, myownself!

: Hmmmm...nice afternoon, that I've caught my breath, maybe I'll just wander down along the riverbank for a little while, and give Benton a chance to get the heck outta my house before I head back. Wait a minute...what's that I hear comin' from those huckleberry bushes? A kind of a snuffle? A bit of a whuffle? Oh, dear...I DO hope there's nothing wild or dangerous over there...maybe I'll just turn around slowly, and tiptoe back the way I came.....tip...toe...tip...toe...tiptoetiptoetiptoe....oh dear! A loud scrambling behind me...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!! Run, feet, RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!! SHRIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!


Miss MAAAAAAAAARCIA! Miss MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARCIA! Where are you? It's Bent, Sweetie Pie - Bent! It's getting to be dusk, and I can't see where you went. There's nothing to be afraid of - I'll get you home safely, Tootsie Wootsie, if I can just find you! Miss MAAAAAAAARCIA!

Dweebie, for gosh sakes, get that gun out of my face and go find She Who Tracks. I heard rifles in two directions, and they can't both be after the same bear, so I don't know where the bear is, but I'll find Miss Marcia, no matter how long, no matter how far, and bring her home. - - - There go those rifles again. How many hunters we got prowlin' these woods tonight?! Good Gravy! Bears, Miss Marcia missing, the duck disappeared into the underbrush, hunters lettin' off their rifles in all directions - - WATTAYA MEAN, YA DROPPED YOUR BULLETS AND IT'S TOO DARK TO FIND 'EM?!

Forget it - - I'm goin' after Miss Marcia. Miss MAAAAAAAARCIA!!!!


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