Re: Dear Adele, please let us know if you're feeling better!

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Posted by Vita on September 05, 2000 at 19:35:53:

In Reply to: Re: Adele is having a BAAAADD day......... posted by Jeri on September 05, 2000 at 11:30:13:

: : To whom it may concern:
: : -----------------------

: : Mohicanland resident, Adele, is having a truly rotten day. Normally of a sunny and cheerful disposition, she is in danger of misplacing her sense of humour entirely, and metamorpha ..... metamorphis ..... metamor ..... changing (a la Dr Jeckyll) into a rather unpleasant blob of rage. This could result into some serious maiming, butt-kicking, gnome-baiting or other outbursts of aggression, and I fear that innocent bystanders may be caught in the crossfire. 'Huggy Power' just ain't gonna stop it this time, she needs some seriously raucous laughter to cut this baby off at the pass.

: : Please provide, at your earliest convenience, one chuckle-making post to cheer her up before this humour bypass becomes permanent.

: : Think of her family, think of her friends.........think of her poor, poor, husband......

: : Thank you

: : Huggy Merchant

: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

: Hi Adele,

: Hope this helps:


: Dear Lord...

: So far today, I am doing all right.
: I have not gossiped, lost my temper, been greedy, grumpy nasty, selfish or self indulgent.

: I have not whined, bitched, cursed, or eaten any chocolate
: I have not charged on my credit card.

: However, I am going to get out of bed in a few minutes and I will need a lot more help after that.

: ..Jeri

Dearest Adele,
I hope you are feeling a teensy better by now... The Towne Crier went on a strike and therefore I was not allowed to peep at the board and I am sorry I am so late in trying to cheer you up...
Well, Jeri and NightSky said it quite eloquently!
Yup, when things go wrong, bitch bitch bitch!
I have days when I pray : Dear God please make a bitch, for being Miss Goody Two Shoes is just about killing me!!!!
To quote The Divine Doc M:
Be a Kick Ass Slut-babe!!!!!
Love ya!


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