Posted by Doc M on September 06, 2000 at 10:49:21:
In Reply to: Re: Adele is having a BAAAADD day......... posted by Dana S. on September 06, 2000 at 08:26:27:
: : : To whom it may concern:
: : : -----------------------
: : : Mohicanland resident, Adele, is having a truly rotten day. Normally of a sunny and cheerful disposition, she is in danger of misplacing her sense of humour entirely, and metamorpha ..... metamorphis ..... metamor ..... changing (a la Dr Jeckyll) into a rather unpleasant blob of rage. This could result into some serious maiming, butt-kicking, gnome-baiting or other outbursts of aggression, and I fear that innocent bystanders may be caught in the crossfire. 'Huggy Power' just ain't gonna stop it this time, she needs some seriously raucous laughter to cut this baby off at the pass.
: : : Please provide, at your earliest convenience, one chuckle-making post to cheer her up before this humour bypass becomes permanent.
: : : Think of her family, think of her friends.........think of her poor, poor, husband......
: : : Thank you
: : : Huggy Merchant
: : ________
: : OK, the day must be over now.....hope you are doing better!
: : Get the tea and hot bath and good cry out!
: : Jo
: Excellent, Jo! And just to make sure it stricks, Adele, I've put in the mail my favorite Big Bad Voo-Doo Daddy. Next time you're feelin' blue, just pop it in the ol' tape player. Works every time!
: Dana S.
A bad day did you say, dear Adele? Hah! You're in luck,
because Doc M is The Mistress of Bad Days! The kind
of bad day where your co-workers look at you sideways
with the whites of their eyes showing like frightened
horses...when you paste on what you think is a "pleasant"
expression and find people backing away slowly from
you...when someone pokes a chocolate bar on a stick
into your cubicle...when you find yourself jumping up
and down on your phone because it rang once too often...
when you check your hands for traces of dried blood because
you just might have killed someone...yes, kindly old
Doc M knows allll about bad days. Here's a quickie cure
that might help:
Whack yer hubby,
Mow some grass;
Kick a little
If this doesn't help, come immediately to The Mohicanland
Clinic for a private consultation. PS Bring silver and
Purloined Peach Brandy!
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