Posted by Doc M on September 06, 2000 at 14:07:10:
In Reply to: Re: Thought for the Day - Paging Doc M! posted by Doc M on September 06, 2000 at 13:58:51:
: : : : : : : : There's someone out there for everyone -even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
: : : : : : : : (Steve Martin's character in L.A. Story)
: : : : : : :
: : : : : : : So THAT'S what I've been doing wrong!
: : : : : : : ..Jeri (heading out to the nearest camping equipment store)
: : : : : : Hey Jeri,
: : : : : : I'll meet you there. I must have mis-read this list first time-around...I thought it said, "picnic, compassion, and rose-colored glasses". DUMMY ME!
: : : : : : Diana
: : : : : Take me with you! I'm not such a pretty package, but I've got heart. How do we get the guys to see that? Maybe THEY are the ones who need the night goggles ....
: : : : : LSK
: : : : Well, I think all Mohicanland ladies are beautiful. Maybe Doc M can fix us up something that'll help wake these guys up! (Mind you, Doc M's pretty powerful, could end up with too much of a good thing and a few we'd rather have left asleep!)
: : : : ..Jeri
: : :
: : : I don't know if even Doc M's potions could wake up the men around here. I DO wish she would send me something to render comatose the various fruit-and-nut assortments I seem to end up with.
: : : see ya at the camping store -- i'll be the one looking for night goggles AND psycho-repellent.
: : : she-who-has-about-given-up
: : ~~~~~~~
: : Dear Doc M,
: : Three Mohican ladies with a problem of the male variety, respectfully request your sage advice.
: : Yours Hopefully...Jeri
: Good heavens. You girls are SEW fussy! Psychopaths need
: love too, you know! A little warmth, a little understanding,
: a little fancy footwork when they try to whack you over
: the head with an ax...what's yer problem, already?
: However, you all are welcome to sign up for Doctor
: Mary's Fall Seminar "Nailing Jello To A Tree -- The
: Problems Of Finding True Love in the 1700s." She
: is also working up a potion for her Winter Catalog
: which might be of use...Old Overholt No. Nine. Old
: Overholts One through Eight proved problematic, as
: she accidentially mixed Gnome Remover with Long
: Carabine Hubba Hubba potion and a pinch of salt and
: man! You don't even want to know! I'm still cleaning
: the freakin' windows!
: Doc M
Forgot to add -- Dana, I'm sending you the keyboard cleaner
you requested via the Huron Courier Service...it's
guaranteed to remove stains, spittle, sputum, slobber,
dribble and drool, AND clean your carpets, give you
a bikini wax, roast a chicken and teach you how to
play the banjo!
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