Posted by Doc M on September 06, 2000 at 14:27:54:
In Reply to: Re: Steamrolling Towards Another Gathering, A Larger Site, & More Stuff Of No Particular Interest! posted by Eclair on September 06, 2000 at 14:08:44:
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: : : : : Hey, a great update, finally finished reading it! (And great reading it was! Very informative!) But, do we get to nominate the "Update" of the year, like the email of the week, for the "Just keep talking Butch, that's what you're good at" Award????
: : : : : Loved the info on what sites were in the top ten, and the Mohican Press Cafe! What a treat.
: : : : : See you in June.
: : : : : Jo
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: : : : How about an award for the most beaten-to-death topics that
: : : : make the rest of us scream and pound our foreheads on
: : : : our keyboards whenever they appear yet again? My own
: : : : very special nominees are:
: : : : 1) Hey! I heard that there was a love scene between Alice
: : : : and Uncas that they cut out! What happened to it?
: : : : 2) So, did Hawkeye and Cora do it, or what?
: : : : 3) You people are all really totally weird and I don't
: : : : understand anything that anybody is talking about and
: : : : I think that really sucks, so I just thought I'd tell
: : : : you!
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: : : : 4) My teacher like gave us this like you know, this assignment --
: : : : she wants us to like write about like the like differences
: : : : between like the movie and like the book, you know? So
: : : : can you like email me this like RIGHT AWAY because it's
: : : : like due tomorrow!!
: : : : This list of course automatically eliminates ANY topics
: : : : Doctor Mary brings up, because as we all know anything
: : : : she chooses to discuss is of earth-shattering importance.
: : : : And in spite of what certain persons of the male persuasion
: : : : might believe, the subject of loincloths has not, and
: : : : will never be, exhausted. EVER! EVER! EVER! *stamp! stamp!
: : : : stamp!*
: : : : Kissy! Kissy!
: : : : Doc M
: : : Man! You had me worried there too. Because I have this question for you Doc M. The French Trader tells me you are a wiz with the needle and thread (sewing all them people up and all) and I was wondering if you could repair this little bitty tear I have in my breechclout? I can`t take it off though because I don`t have anything to wear under it so you`ll have to work on it while I`m wearing it. Will that be OK? I mean I did tear it while I was helping FT gather herbs for you.
: : : Clabert
: : Hmmm...SOMEONE seems to be under the impression that Doc M
: : is a dewy-eyed maiden who has just leaped off the turnip
: : truck if you think she would fall for the old "Help!
: : Help! I have a tear in my breechclout!" line! Shoot,
: : even a Gnome wouldn't get lucky with that one! You just
: : mosey on down to the House of HooHa, bucko -- they'll
: : take care of all yer needs, sartorial and otherwise!
: : *snort! snort!*
: : Doc M
: Oopsi, Doc M has made ze tiny mistake, non? Ze Hoo-Haa House ees not for ze sartorially challenged. Clabert can make hees way to ze Lady Ann. Lady Ann ees a sartorial healer. She weel fix zees clout for Clabert for ze bucko or two.
Check! Doc M = Head Handed To You. Lady Ann = Clout Mender.
House of Hoo-Ha = Ashes Hauled. Over and out!
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