Posted by Dana S. on September 07, 2000 at 14:23:09:
In Reply to: A GNOME'S TRAVELS posted by Betty and Billy Gnome on September 06, 2000 at 20:35:03:
: Welp, the gnomes have returned from their five day adventure to the Penn's land. We stopped by the abode of the kindly Gnome-protectors.
: They were very hospitable to we wee gnomes, and have definitely earned a gold coin under their pillow, their garden tended, shoes mended, ears bended and thanks sended.
: What a pleasure it was to find all their chairs with legs sawn off to make them more comfortable for us. And they very kindly took us to a popular place amongst humans where they wined us and dined us, then we went to some kinda drinking establishment where the humans strangely all had the same kinda boots and hats on....dancing (if you could call it that) all in lines like a flock of sparrows turning this way and that way in formation. However, the place had TAY KEE LA so all was quickly overlooked....and one of us not familiar with the lick, suck, drink, suck routine was quickly underlooking the table. Poor lass, Dana S. I finally found out the "S" must stand for schnokered.
: Upon arrival these kind people imparted hugs our way from two other wonderful folks - namely Adele aka Huggy aka Yangeese Strumpet and MMMMMarcia. Hugs were greatfully accepted. Thank you dear ladies.
: We traded shot and lead for drink and victuals, admired their firesticks, talked until the wee hours and had a great time. Thanks for a great visit with you guys, Dana and Bryan. You are truly nice folks. I have posted a notice in the Gnome AAA of your kindness and you can expect to be hip deep in gnomes shortly. Once the word gets out about your kind treatment of the gnomely folk you will feel like gnomes are tribbles and you can't even open a cupboard without them spilling out around you.
: Oh, and perhaps you should change the water in your cistern before the wee crowd arrives....and a few more towels would not be amiss either. Much appreciated.
: Billy and Betty Gnome
Thank you, Bill and Betty, for the kind words. You made it sound so fun, I want to do it again!
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