Attention Mohicanites of Earth!

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Posted by Throg of the Planet Venusia on September 12, 2000 at 12:47:55:

There is nothing wrong with your monitor screen. There is
nothing wrong with your keyboards...except the one owned
by the Earthing Dana which is all goobery. We on the Planet
Venusia have been receiving your transmissions for the past
three of your earth years, and have taken control of them
briefly to kick earthling butt and take names!! The following
will report for duty immediately or your puny planet will
be dust:

Sheriff B. Twigg
The Duck
All the Traders
Ms. Gaylee Cooper
Miss Marcia
Bill and Betty Gnome
Red the Wench
The New Old Crone
Dweebie Day-Lewis
Ricardo and TGATL Federici

and all others new and old...what, you expect Throg to mention
everybody??? Venusians have lives too, you know! Get over
The Venusian people want crabby, cantankerous, but lovable
Mohicanites and tales of Mohicanland, and they want them
NOW! Venusians want upbeat! They want funny! They want
topless pictures of Doctor Mary! (Throg can dream, can't
he? *sigh!*) Focus, people, focus! Even now Throg is
pointing the Hideous Venusian Destructor Beam at your
current Presidential Candidates! Whoops! There goes
Pat Buchanan! The Hideous Venusian Destructor Bean has
a hair trigger, and when you have 16 fingers..well,
accidents will happen! Don't make Throg open a can of
whoopass again!!! Now, back to our regularly scheduled
programming. Whoops! Damn! Sorry about that, Tipper!

Throg Has Spoken!

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