Posted by Red-Haired Lass on September 12, 2000 at 20:48:10:
In Reply to: Re: Attention Mohicanites of Earth! posted by GnomeDome on September 12, 2000 at 17:19:48:
: : There is nothing wrong with your monitor screen. There is
: : nothing wrong with your keyboards...except the one owned
: : by the Earthing Dana which is all goobery. We on the Planet
: : Venusia have been receiving your transmissions for the past
: : three of your earth years, and have taken control of them
: : briefly to kick earthling butt and take names!! The following
: : will report for duty immediately or your puny planet will
: : be dust:
: : Sheriff B. Twigg
: : The Duck
: : All the Traders
: : Ms. Gaylee Cooper
: : Miss Marcia
: : Bill and Betty Gnome
: : Red the Wench
: : The New Old Crone
: : Dweebie Day-Lewis
: : Ricardo and TGATL Federici
: : and all others new and old...what, you expect Throg to mention
: : everybody??? Venusians have lives too, you know! Get over
: : yourselves! THIS BOARD WILL CONTINUE, GOT IT???!!! GOOD!!
: : The Venusian people want crabby, cantankerous, but lovable
: : Mohicanites and tales of Mohicanland, and they want them
: : NOW! Venusians want upbeat! They want funny! They want
: : topless pictures of Doctor Mary! (Throg can dream, can't
: : he? *sigh!*) Focus, people, focus! Even now Throg is
: : pointing the Hideous Venusian Destructor Beam at your
: : current Presidential Candidates! Whoops! There goes
: : Pat Buchanan! The Hideous Venusian Destructor Bean has
: : a hair trigger, and when you have 16 fingers..well,
: : accidents will happen! Don't make Throg open a can of
: : whoopass again!!! Now, back to our regularly scheduled
: : programming. Whoops! Damn! Sorry about that, Tipper!
: : Throg Has Spoken!
: Thank you from the bottom of my wee heart for the Pat Buchanan favor.
Throg, me good man.
Would ye be so kind to let me know if among your various beams and rays ye might have somethin' that could help Dubya grow a chin?
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