Re: Wedding vows

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Posted by Adele on October 27, 2000 at 16:29:50:

In Reply to: Wedding vows posted by Bill R on October 27, 2000 at 10:43:11:

: I am taking suggestions for wedding vows. Anybody know what Cora and
: Hawkeye used for theirs......or did they just live in sin after saying goodbye to Uncas and Alice?

: I was thinking along the lines of something like "Do you Betty promise to love, honor and cherish the biggest Richard (work it out folks - it ain't difficult) in the Land...." but Betty got hysterical and laughed till tears came - said it did not apply. Humph. So I guess that is out. Suggestions?

: Bill R


Okay have given this some thought......

Your vows:

Betty, do you promise to hand over control of the car on winding roads, after dark, and at any other point when Bill becomes nervous? Will you promise not to laugh at Bill's Hawkeye costume, complete with leather breech clout? Will you wear a gnome hat and agree to be referred to as Betty Gnome until death do you part?

Bill, do you promise to allow Betty to drive occasionally, without twitching, even if she does get overtaken by Marcia in a flatbed DDL truck? Do you promise to take off your gnome hat before any hanky panky? When you leave for work in the morning, do you promise to grab her, gaze at her piercingly, and tell her to "Stay alive, no matter what occurs" before leaping through the front door into the pouring rain?

So whaddya think?!!

Seriously though, you know how happy I am for you both already, and after having spent some time with you both, I am fairly sure that you know what you want to say in your vows. It will certainly be a very happy day.

((((Big Hugs))))


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