Posted by Jeri on October 31, 2000 at 08:30:24:
In Reply to: Re: Smoke Signal to BillyGnome posted by Billygnome on October 31, 2000 at 08:07:32:
: Not to worry. Gnomedome and some of his buddies will be on WATC (witch air traffic control) duty tonight. Have you ever seen
: those witches smashed into trees with their scrawny legs flailed out on either side? Or perhaps smashed into a garage door? Yup.
: Gnomedome makes sure they have adequate clearance between witches and are on the correct glide slope for the tree nearest their intended landing spot.
: Thanks for the concern though. Actually, this is a rather pleasant night for the gnomes - seeing those cute short little humans dressed up and begging for candy. Some even are dressed as wee folks of one sort or another. And every now and then we can hear the melodious SPLAT of Doc Mary or one of her sisters finding a tree in their flight path (THANKS gnomedome!)
: : Hello BillyGnome!
: : Just wanted to make sure that you and all your little buddies make yourselves scarce tonight. After all, it's Halloween and a certain Doc's night to howl and prowl! Heaven only knows what she'll be up to this Hallows Eve and methinks gnome butter would be the least of your worries!
: : You take care now!!
: : ..Jeri (now where did I leave that garlic?)
WITCH AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL!! LMAO!! I love it!!
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