Posted by Bill R on November 03, 2000 at 12:20:35:
In Reply to: Re: Last of the Mohicans posted by Lainey/Doc M on November 03, 2000 at 11:41:47:
: : : I hope this was not some one we know.....
: : : Heard on a radio broadcast and sent to Me :
: : :
: : : There was a man (I don't remember from where) who found out about his wife's
: : : extracurricular activities and got very angry about it... he went to WalMart
: : : and bought a shotgun, when to the other guy's place of work, and shot him in
: : : the groin... while the man was doubled over in obvious pain, he scalped him!
: : : the wife said that her husband was obsessed with The Last of the Mohicans
: : : and had watched it like 73 times in the last two months.... and the man was
: : : found asleep in his broken down car about 85 miles from home, headed towards
: : : Mexico... with the scalp on the antenna....
: : PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSE don't let Lainey hear about this ... or, Doc Mary either, for that matter!
: Well, all we can say is .......
: Hee hee hee hee hee hee! Bwaahaahaahaahaaaaa!
: Who says movies aren't educational?!
: The little infidel's lucky our Hawkeye disciple didn't apply 'an eye for an eye' justice.
: Yours in Truth, Justice, & the Hawkeye-ian Way~
: Frontier Healers
Yes indeedy. It could have been worse. It could have been that the avenger shot the adulterer in the head and was found flying something ELSE from his antenna!!!
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