Posted by Doc M on November 16, 2000 at 12:55:05:
Please allow Kindly Old Doc M to lift up her magnificent voice
in song to honor the Diminutive Duo...the voice that has
many times reduced the manliest of men to tears...the voice
the music critic for the Huron Herald once likened to a
bird's! Well, actually he likened it to a crow caught in
a well pump... and I should refer to him as the LATE music
critic for the Herald, since it seems one morning the poor
fellow awoke to find his head had been shrunk to the size
of a cashew, and he had to be put on long-term disability.
Ah, well, ah well. Anyhoo, accompanied by the slightly
snockered Mohicanland Bagpipers, I give you the following...
*SCCCCREEEEE! SCCCCCRRRRREEEE! SCCCRRRREEEE! SCCCCCRRRREEEE!*
Home, home, are The Gnomes!
Where the dear old Doc Mary doth play!
Where there's naught to be feared
'Mongst the Terminally Weird
And Richard and Lainey hold swaaaaaaay!
*SCCCCREEEEE! SCCCCCCRRRREEE! SCCCCCRRRRREEEE! SCCCCCRRREEEEE!*
Thank you, thank you! YOU!! IN THE CORNER!!! DROP THAT TOMATO,
DAMMIT!! HA! HA! Missed m...*SPPLATTT!*
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