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Posted by The Huggy Merchant on November 16, 2000 at 13:31:49:

In Reply to: Re: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!! posted by MMMMarcia on November 16, 2000 at 10:34:09:

: : You are a dear, dear person Marcia. Thanks so much for your wishes and this touching poem. If you were here, why I'd jump up on the chair, leap from chair to table and give you a great big hug. I am still cleaning mustard seed out of my hair (we use that instead of rice ya know). I have yet to catch up with that woman and her Huron cronies who were throwing mouse terds instead of mustard seed as we left though.

: Dear Gnomie,

: Pay no attention to that wretched woman with the mouse droppings. You KNOW who your friends are!! And we are here in PLENTY, let me tell you! Didja notice Miss Marcia weeping ever so softly & genteely into her lace trimmed hanky? And what about Sassy, standing in the back trying not to sniffle, but ready to sprinkle some of her magical "Happy Ever After" dust on yer wee little heads as you came back down the eensy little aisle? I noticed that even Miss Paddletale was honking softly into her wing feathers, trying not to become over excited and begin sqawking too loudly during the ceremony.

: And Miss Katie O' Arbroath? Well, that teeny, tiny little patchwork quilt she made ye was a thing of beauty, and every stitch sewn with love! Surely THAT ranks higher than any ol' mousedropping dropper. I noticed that Red was wearing her BEST wench blouse, and trying hard not to leer at yer Scottish cousins who showed up in the smallest of wee kilts. And when yer 4th cousin on yer mother's side...Hummingbirdeye...showed up in his eensy weensy liddle loincloth, why Gadget Girl was good as gold. They were ALL just watching you and your beautiful Gnomette whisper your sweet little vows under your mossy mushroom. Not a dry eye in the glade, I tell you!

: I'll warrant you'll soon be hearing from more of the folks who attended the ceremony, attesting to how moving and beautiful it all was! Most of 'em are probably still in a daze from the sheer romance of it all...dabbin' at their eyes and sighing deep sighs! Just you wait! Right, Mohicanland?

: Anyway, I'm drinking a toast to you as I type...a fresh brewed cup of my favorite Earl Gray tea...ahhhhhh...nectar of the gods! Here's to BillyGnome & BettyGnomette! May their happiness and joy be 20 times bigger than THEY are! ;o)

: Love,


Well, I feel that I simply MUST join in the remiscing at this point. I have to say that I was also quite moved by the splendid event, but not nearly as moved as dear old Huggy - she dissolved into floods of tears, and unable to find her delicate lacy hankie, almost caused an incident. Her tears fell heavily upon BillyGnomes nephew, Benny, and the poor little chap was swept away towards a small gully. Fortunately, our dear Francais Trader was on hand, who, quick as a flash, leapt into action. Pulling off his breechclout (his fur trimmed red one - for special occasions, of course), he hurled one end towards the wailing Benny, who managed to grab one end and haul himself out of the little river of tears. What a relief! Fortunately, this little event was over in a flash and didn't detract from the delightful event - the same could not be said for the arrival of the Yengeese Strumpet! Well.....that young woman certainly does not how to create a stir.....that dress for a start! Somehow, whenever there is a special occasion, she always pulls out that scarlet, low cut, high leg, backless, strapless garment. Quite shocking! Still, no-one could possibly have outshone the gnome bride, Betty. Absolutely stunning!

Aaaah, and now they are back from their honeymoon and ready to begin married life together.....*sigh*.....*sniff*.....s'cuse me.....think I have something in my eye......*sniff*......pass me one of your hankies Miss Marcia, dear........

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